Nick Cannon Has His Balls Insured for $10 Million After 12 Kids
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Nick Cannon is protecting the crown jewels.
The dad of 12 revealed he has taken out $10 million insurance policy on his balls. As for how he came to that staggering sum? He simply assessed his, ahem, assets on factors such as “size, favorite features and bedroom maneuvers” using Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool.
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Nick, 43, said of his decision. “Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!”
With this new insurance policy, the All That alum has now earned the illustrious, and never-before bestowed title of “Most Valuable Balls”—at least in Dr. Squatch’s eyes.
After all, when it comes to having more kids, Nick is never saying never.
“I’m chilling right now. There’s no plans on the horizon as of yet,” Nick told People in a January interview. “It’s so funny, everybody’s always trying to get me to have more kids. It’s like, 12 ain’t enough?”